Funny things happen when you sleep. Of course there is the uncontrollable drooling. This was most embarrassing in high school when the teacher would wake me up and I would be laying in a puddle, lift up my head and my entire cheek is soaking wet. Very cute.
The next best thing would have to be the jolt. Sometimes this happens with just an arm or maybe a leg, but when you're really lucky it's an entire body jolt! This happens to me most when I have a dream that I am falling. For some odd reason this tends to happen when there are a lot of people there. Like at a friends house when I fall asleep on the couch watching TV. When you do the entire body jolt it instantly wakes you up and of course the first thing you do is look around to see if anybody notices what a fucking weirdo you are, they do notice. It would be nice to pretend that nothing happened, but it is just so damn funny it is hard not to laugh, even at yourself. My husband often does the entire body jolt, it gets me every time.
Finally we have sounds. Depending on what you are dreaming, your sound could range from a moan, to a cry, a deep breath or that weird silent scream. Again, these are all very funny. But we all know what the best and the funniest is, and that is the sleep fart. You hope that this does not happen when anyone is around, but it does. I never intentionally fart in front of my husband, I would like for him to think that I don't fart at all, but the sleep fart ruins this option for me. There I am, sleeping peacefully, looking like the beautiful angel that I am and he thinks to himself, "what a lucky guy I am", and then PFFFFFT! I usually wake up, and there is no denying it. I am caught.
haha! yo are so funny. I did actually laugh out loud, thank you for the cheer up! I never fart. I have not farted since I was seven years old, and that time it came out as a pink puff of sparkle dust smelling of strawberries.
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